freshest-tittymilk:

kimmyameli:

videohall:

This is what a silencer on a shotgun sounds like.

> thats almost scary quiet

This gave me a boner.

Shit.

It’s Mr. Osborn.

(Source: harpersroy, via thein-crowd)

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

(via freshest-tittymilk)

me-la-pelas:

genibaby:

oh-beatriz:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

Aver Que A Horas Llegas Cabrona, Un Dia Me Vas A Matar De Un Pinche Coraje, and my personal favorite, Andele Por Pendeja

Oh my fucking God

I think my mom collaborated with yours.

(via vivalalaurennn)

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: khione, via totally-relatable)

lolthatsme:

Me in math class after summer vacation

image

(via totally-relatable)

😍😍😍😍

😍😍😍😍

(Source: jasperislington, via aznpussy)

mindofataurus:

This is important to know. As we evolve, so does our external reality.

mindofataurus:

This is important to know. As we evolve, so does our external reality.

(via freshest-tittymilk)

retrogradeworks:


This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

(via freshest-tittymilk)